HOW TO: Make a Blind Russian
It's a Tuesday in January. It's cold as balls outside. You just got off work so you're like, "I wanna get turnt a little (but not too much!) by myself and watch some Netflix". You also like the movie The Big Lebowski, so you already have an affinity towards white russians, but you like Baileys so you want to work that in some how.
ENTER THE BLIND RUSSIAN
What's the difference between a White Russian and a Blind Russian you ask? Baileys. Baileys is always the answer. White Russians have cow udder milk and Blind Russians have that good hearty stuff you put in everything. Also they might make you blind.
MATERIALS REQUIRED
- Baileys
- of course
- Kahlua
- because, why not?
- Vodka
- for the taste
- Ice
- to pace yourself
- Cup
- or bowl
SERVING INSTRUCTIONS
- Place three medium-sized ice cubes in your cup. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
- Pour 1.0 part vodka
- Pour 0.5 part Kahlua
- Pour 1.25 part Baileys
- Stir
- Still have your Christmas lights up? Turn them on.
- Sip slowly
Das right. Now, it's Tuesday remember? Friday is right around the corner, so throw away your inhibitions and if you're deciding between watching that next episode on Netflix or going to bed, the answer is always yes.